COURTLAND BROOKS - Feb 26 -
“I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
“Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.”
“I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic.”
“It's a match made in heaven...by a retarded angel.”
“Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.”
“Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.”
“The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.”
“I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”
“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”
“In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!”
“Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.”
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